Oh Lindsay, what can we say, except thank you. You have parents saying, “It could be worse. She could be acting like that Lohan girl,” and teens making memes about you. In our eyes, you are the role model for what NOT to do with your life.
- Don’t date DJs.
Even if she is a lesbian, it just doesn’t sound like a great idea. It’s the party life that got you in trouble, and DJs are nothing but party people.
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- If you’re white-girl wasted, call a cab.
Remember when she crashed her Mercedes? Okay, she’s crashed several Mercedes–I’m referring to the SL-65 in 2007. Arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
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- Drugs Make You Look Old. Don’t Do Drugs.
Judging by this picture, how old would you guess she is? Definitely NOT 27 years old.
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- Tanning Is Not The Solution To Freckles.
It just isn’t. ‘Nuff said.
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- Mean Girls Don’t Make Good Friends.
Seriously…she was in a movie about it and everything! Yet, she hangs with party animals. Do you remember when her and Paris Hilton were buddy-buddy? Ugh, I don’t want to either.
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- Shoplifting Gets You A Court Date
She has money. What was the point?
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- Chasing Your Ex-PA’s Mom Is Never OK.
Live and let go, Lindsay.
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- This Says A Lot.
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